Dear Uncle Jeffrey,We don't get to spend a lot of time with you, but we hear that you are pretty nice. You look nice in pictures. Mommy says she likes to do something called binge drink with you. We don't know that that is, but if Mommy likes it, it is probably fun.
Jigga remembers the time that you came to our house for a party and you lifted him up in the air and then dropped him. He said you were probably drunk and didn't mean to do it, so he's not mad anymore and no longer wants to pee on your shoes. But he still remembers how bad it hurt and hopes you never feel that kind of pain.
We hope you have a great birthday.
Love,
Jigga and Venus
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